April 22, 2005
International Sports
ROMA-From our Sports Correspondant:
Francesco Totti did it again, he proved once more the
thickness of his championhood, the very thing that
makes a player something that children all over the
world look up to. An example.
We still remember the style in which he conduct him-
self during the European Cup last summer. This time
around the A.S. Roma captain showed the world the
way he sees himself fit the role of leader.
The Disciplinary Judge forbided the bully roman to
play for 5 games, one of which is agaist the Great
Leader's beloved S.S.Lazio, on May the 15th.
April 18, 2005
Attention Shoppers
LEADERONIA-The Ministrelly of FISCAL DISSENT has brought
to notice the need of a serious investigation of the mind of the
person responsible for the attempt at destabilization of peace.
As the people of Leaderonia have come to know the struggles
and battles of Mr. Cureforfolly against consumerism,
the advertising in the photo has come to shock our hero.
A formal request was put forward to crack down the spread of
pornography and the aberration of free speech.
March 26, 2005
Did you mean: "freedomination"
From the Office of Information Retrieval:
Leaderonia must be proud of being in the top ten sources
of FREEDOMIZATION in the 978 existing in the World.
This study was inspired by Ms.Numberonehitsong obsessive
use of the search engine which mad a strong impression on
the Secretary of The Great Leader.
January 06, 2005
Poetry Czar
LEADERONIA- In a rare act of self criticism the Great Leader has
disbanded the History day program, and has directed his office to
turn the Historic Daily entry in Weekly. This is due, said the GL, to
the boring nature of some events, banning all boring things.
To much joy for the people of Leaderonia the Office of Culture
and Progress is delighted to announce the appointment of
Commarade KJK to the highest poetry post, and his return to
his natural land of North Leaderonia.
Commarade KJK is a prolific scholar and poetry passionate that
in order to honor his appointment and announcement has picked
a classic of all classic from Mayakovsky repertoire.
The Office of Culture and Progress invite Leaderonians to read below.
Rally the ranks into a march!
Now's no time to quibble or browse there.
Silence, you orators!
You
have the floor,
Comrade Mauser.
Enough of living by laws
that Adam and Eve have left.
Hustle old history's horse.
LEFT!
LEFT!
LEFT!
Ahoy, blue jackets!
Cross the sky-moats!
Beyond the oceans!
Unless
your battleships on the roads
blunted their keels' fighting keenness!
Baring the teeth of his crown,
let
the lion of Britain whine, gale-heft.
The commune can never go down.
LEFT!
LEFT!
LEFT!
There-
beyond sorrow's peaks,
sunlit lands uncharted.
Against hunger,
against plague's dark seas,
the marching of millions has started!
Let armies of hirelings ambush us,
streaming cold steel through every rift, -
L'Entente can't conquer the Russians,
LEFT!
LEFT!
LEFT!
Does the eye of the eagle fade?
Shall we stare back to the old?
Proletarian fingers
the throat of the world
still tighter hold!
Chests out!
Shoulders straight!
Stick to the sky red flags adrift!
Whose marching there with the right?!!
LEFT!
LEFT!
LEFT!
(V.V. Mayakovsky)
January 03, 2005
December 15, 2004
Who sits on the bank
LEADERONIA. The Information Secretary of the Evening Meeting
of the One Leader, The Great Leader has issued the following statement:
After review the report on the danger that comes from leaving the
Host Administration of the Land of Leaderonia, The United States, using
demagogy to sell out the social security of the people, the Great Leader
has appointed Mr. Cureforfolly to the most urgent post in the cabinet for
freedomization of the people of Leaderonia, The Fiscal Dissent Ministrelly.
Long time obedient and loyal member of the personal friend the new
Ministrel was an obvious choice for the GL, whom has walk miles of
dissent along with him.
Among the chief task of the MINOFFISCADIS, Mr. Cureforfolly will
undertake the task of completing a music video with the Secretary of
Moving Image, the Italian, on americans spending habits.
The Secretariat of the GL invites the people of Leaderonia to comment
on the appointment of Mr. Cureforfolly at the head of Fiscal Dissent.
November 09, 2004
The Flag of the DSA
The Department of Information and Propaganda
released the new flag of the Divided States of America.
