July 07, 2004
New Communication Device
The Great Leader and his closest aides held an emergency meeting just few minutes after the death of the Second Wireless Phone, the late Samsung SHD-8500. The session lasted six days and at the end of it, the General Secretariat announce a major change in the Wireless Plan for the Great Leader.
Without changing his Great Phone Number, The Great Leader has embraced the new Telecommunication Carrier, the Verizon Corporation of the USA.
Feeling no regrets for the old and untrustwordly Sprint Personal Communication the choice fell on what has been Her Greatness faithfull carrier.
As The Great Leader made his exit from the meeting, he waved his New Communication Device. the Samsung SCH-a650, a color phone, that sends and recieves text messages, SMS and little animations of a dog making funny faces.
July 02, 2004
Cinema and Commarades
The Great Leade approved the DOGME Cinema Legislation today , 11 years after its creation. In a rather emotional cerimony The Great Leader reminded the people of Leaderonia of the importance of the Motion Picture, and after the screening of FARHENEITH 911 of Commarade Moore, He release the controversial DOGME manifesto to be put to use by all filmakers in the road of Freedomization-
Following is the entire text of the the DOGME sets of Rules
1. Shooting must be done on location. Props and sets must not be brought in (if a particular prop is necessary for the story, a location must be chosen where this prop is to be found).
2. The sound must never be produced apart from the images or vice versa. (Music must not be used unless it occurs where the scene is being shot).
3. The camera must be hand-held. Any movement or immobility attainable in the hand is permitted. (The film must not take place where the camera is standing; shooting must take place where the film takes place).
4. The film must be in colour. Special lighting is not acceptable. (If there is too little light for exposure the scene must be cut or a single lamp be attached to the camera).
5. Optical work and filters are forbidden.
6. The film must not contain superficial action. (Murders, weapons, etc. must not occur.)
7. Temporal and geographical alienation are forbidden. (That is to say that the film takes place here and now.)
8. Genre movies are not acceptable.
9. The film format must be Academy 35 mm.
10. The director must not be credited