June 25, 2004
Leaderonia Subway
G Line Service Scheduled Diversions
These are the notices for planned service diversions over the coming week starting Friday, 25 June 2004
Diversion #1: Queens-bound trains run express from
Queens Plaza to Roosevelt Av
Weekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 AM Sun
Late night, 12:01 AM to 5 AM Mon, Jul 3 - 5
Diversion #2: Trains run in two sections:
1. Between 71-Continental and Bedford-Nostrand Avs
2. Between Bedford-Nostrand Avs and Smith-9 Sts
Late night, 11 PM to 5 AM Mon to Fri, Jun 28 - Jul 2
Diversion #3: Manhattan-bound trains run express from
Roosevelt Av to Queens Plaza
Late night, 12:01 AM to 5 AM Tue to Fri, Jun 29 - Jul 30
Diversion #4: No trains between Court Sq and 71-Continental Avs
Weekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 AM Mon, Jun 26 - 28 & Jul 3 - 4
FREEDOMIZED ART MOVEMENT ACT
From the Office of Telecommunication (Department of Energy)
The Great Leader appointed Ann Hamilton "ARTIST OF FREEDOMIZATION" for her work "Corpus" while He visited the land of western Massachusetts. Despite critizism from the anti-freedomization group CAPITALISTS'R'US, the Great Leader offered a deep concern regarding the Art World, calling all artists to work for the People, rather for the filthy rich art collectors and market driven private galleries.
Stopping short from banning all private owned galleries, The Great Leader, which had himself been an artist at age 20 for 4 months, announced the FREEDOMIZED ART MOVEMENT ACT which will provide all young emerging artist a place to meet and grow, without the corruption of the vile senseless, mother of all greed, art market. The FAMA will be the only alternative to the MoMA and such institutions, and will NOT recognize any individual artist, infact the only work that will be subsidezed is going to be collaborative, cooperative and under diverse movements and group identity.
The Great Leader will appoint individual artist for the position of Artist of Freedomization in an effort to reconciliate the old and the new art world.
June 18, 2004
Great Leader To Visit West Mass.
from The Secretariat of the Great Leader:
Today, our dear and saintness-bound Great Leader after attending the Televised View of a EURO 2004 Match will travel north in a journey that will pass through the old native land of the americans to loop around the glorious town Williamtown, to pay a visit to young enterprenuers dedicate to help the world people to get not quite freedomization but some spiritual guidance and weight loss. The official dinner will be held at the grill.
On sunday, on fathersday, our un-fatiguable Hero and carrier of the People's Hope will travel to the town known for the metal that made the cannons to shot at the british army back in 1776, the amrican revolution town of Springfield, that so much has done to reject the filth of the monarchy.
Here, He will be welcomed by an old friend and combattant of many battles, General Henery.
After many year of fighting against Corporate Boredom, General K.Henery A. with the Great Leader Himself in the battleground of New York City, West Palm Beach, he has gone on fighting more in Las Vegas, San Francisco, Miami and Chicago.
During the brief official visit the two old fighters will be talking about strategies and Motion Graphics.
No return date is scheduled for the GL.
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June 11, 2004
Diversions and Doubts
The Great Leader was critized today for failing to dedicate his time to the art and the entertainement.
While still reading reports, dictating new legislatures, writing personal correspondance to the world leaders (in one of his latest letter the GL ordered the end of the funeral of Mr. Ronald Reagan, which "it has gone to long" said the GL), dreaming about freedomization, singing patriottic songs and dispatching hope around the people of Leaderonia, The Great Leader found the time to aknowledge the critizism and to respond promptly and squarely, in such fashion that it will dissolve all doubts.
Tonight the Great Leader and the Great Leaderette will attende a Dance Performance.
Following the Weekly Transit Diversion of the G train.
G Line Service Scheduled Diversions
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These are the notices for planned service diversions over the coming week starting Friday, 11 June 2004
You can also view/print scheduled diversions by visiting http://www.straphangers.org/lines/diversions.php?line=G
Diversion #1: F rerouted to Hoyt-Schermerhorn Sts
G replaces F between Hoyt-Schermerhorn Sts and Stillwell Av
Weekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 AM Sun, Jun 12 - 13
Diversion #2: No trains between Hoyt-Schermerhorn and Smith-9 Sts
Late night, 11 PM to 5 AM Mon to Fri, Jun 14 - 18
Diversion #3: No trains between Court Sq and 71-Continental Avs
Late night, 12:01 AM to 5 AM Tue to Fri, Jun 15 - 18
Diversion #4: Trains run in two sections:
1. Between 71-Continental and Bedford-Nostrand Avs
2. Between Bedford-Nostrand Avs and Smith-9 Sts
Late night, 11 PM Fri to 6 AM Sat , 11 PM Sat to 7 AM Sun,
11 PM Sun to 5 AM Mon, Jun 18 - 21
June 07, 2004
Leaderonia Struggle for Clean Air
FROM THE PRESS:
State Delays Decision On Power Plant In Greenpoint
State Delays Decision On Power Plant In Greenpoint
JUNE 06TH, 2004
Brooklyn residents will have to wait another month to find out if a power plant is coming to Greenpoint.
Tans Gas Energy wants to build an 1,100-megawatt plant on the Brooklyn waterfront.
The New York State Board on Electric Generation Siting and the Environment was supposed to make a final decision on the plant Saturday. But the decision was delayed because the board has to review a proposal from the gas company that would put the plant underground.
The Greenpoint-Williamsburg Waterfront Task Force, a group opposed to the power plant, calls the plan a fantasy.
The board is now expected to make a decision on July 8.
Leading Leaders
From The Center of the Great Leader Intelligence:
The GL ordered an Investigation on the death of Ancient Leader POTUS#40.
The 93 years old died last saturday after many years of "mental illness".
Investigator have to find out the relation between his death and the meeting of POTUS #43 and Pope #254 that occured in the Vatican on friday.
Some says The Pope ordered the "end" of the illness.
June 04, 2004
Mass Transit and The Pedestrian ACT
From the Department of Transportation:
The Great Leader is working on a very needed legislature on the rights of Pedestrians.
Sources inside the Great Leader Office of Law relvealed today that one controversial law that will be part of the Pedestrian ACT gives ample rights to pedestrians to hit and damage motor vehicles that do not respect road laws, in example whe the motor vehicle does not stop behind the white line before the pedestrian pass.
Following are the G Line Service Scheduled Diversions for this weekend
G Line Service Scheduled Diversions
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These are the notices for planned service diversions over the coming week starting Friday, 04 June 2004
You can also view/print scheduled diversions by visiting http://www.straphangers.org/lines/diversions.php?line=G
Diversion #1: Trains run in two sections:
1. Between 71-Continental and Bedford-Nostrand Avs
2. Between Bedford-Nostrand Avs and Smith-9 Sts
Late night, 11 PM to 5 AM Mon to Fri, Jun 7 - 11
Diversion #2: F rerouted to Hoyt-Schermerhorn Sts
G replaces F between Hoyt-Schermerhorn Sts and Stillwell Av
Weekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 AM Sun, Jun 12 - 13
Diversion #3: No trains between Hoyt-Schermerhorn and Smith-9 Sts
Weekend, 12:01 AM Sat to 5 AM Mon, Jun 5 - 7
Bibles and Bubbles
From the Ministry of the Treasury :
The Department of Internal Affairs has released the Monthly Seltzer Liter Prize.
After an Investigation all through the month of May the Great Leader's seltzer Inspectors have analysed the following venues:
KEY FOOD
ASSOCIATED FOOD
C TOWN
The prize for a Liter of Seltzer was found at C TOWN at 0.249 Dollars,
following a trend of increasing output from the producers.
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From the Ministry of Freedomization of Faith :
In a rare externation about his own spiritual belief, The Great Leader, reinstated the necessity of separation between Church and the Rest of Social Activities. Church, He said to a group of living creatures, is a phisical construction made by weak believers, it is not more that an artifice.
The Great Leader went on saying that the only credible place of worship is the privacy of each individual by citing the Gospel of Thomas, the intellingent aide of the ancient Leader of Palestine, Jesus of Nazareth.
Today the Minor Leader of the USA, Our Host Land, sat next the Leader of the Roman Catholic Church, one of the largest religious sect on the planet, for 15 minutes alone without witness.
END OF COMMUNIQUE
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