Santino in America

The Separation

The Great Leader was happy to hear this morning on the radio
news, while preparing the reduced milk foam for his first and most
important cappuccino of the day, that somebody in Leaderonia's
neighboring country, the United States of America, had the brilliant idea
to move the teaching of Intelligent Design from Science to Philosophy.

Leaderonia does not ban the practice of religion, although it is forbidden
to practice less than 12 doctrines at the times, and the Law of Education
provides room for studying the Book (the Bible , NFTSOTGL), and other
religious Texts, on weekends, from midnight to 5 AM.

The Great Leader had always expressed great admiration for fictional
accounts of the mistery of Life, he often refer and quote from the Book
(the Bible , NFTSOTGL), and he regards the controversy as a pretext from
religious organizations to obtain monetary funds and tax exemptions
from the weak central governement.

The Constitution of the USA provides a law that institutionalizes the
separation of Church from State. Over the years, however, especially
since the leadership was given to a former alcohol abuser and heir of a
privileged family, the fundamentalists extremists have infiltrated the
governments and the Congress (the People's representative body) and
have hammered at the constitution in order to change the meaning
of State.
The Great Leader understands the need of the fundamentalists to get
rich with taxpayers money, but he does not think it is fair for the rest
of the citizens of that country, which in numbers are the majority.
After thinking long and hard the Great Leader has come up with a
compromise that will make everyone loose. His advice to the US
Government is to amend the Constitution and switch the word "STATE"
with the word "BANK".

[The Secretariat invites you to comment on the Great Leader's idea]

Posted by Santino at January 11, 2006 12:58 PM