February 02, 2005

Leaderonia Monthly Bulletin

LEADERONIA- After a brief break into the intense process of
freedomization, the Great Leader return to spread hopes and
policies among the people of Leaderonia.
There has been rumor that the lower leaders of the provinces
have meet in the Alps to oppose the Great Leader's project,
the Grand Project, which would free all people of the world
of the pest of unlawful private business, unregulated markets
and above all, advertising and marketing, and also there are
reports confirming that the Lord of the Unisted States,
the fanatical religious leader of the land on which Leaderonia
has its State, is posed to deliver the annual speech in which
he will declare war to his own people's social security, aiming
at luring young workers with promises of wealth for their old
age only if they leave their money outside their door for the
free market to pick up, close their eyes, and count to 2028.
[recommended explanation for young workers here]

The Grand Project is the Great Leader's agenda for this month
of February, in which astrologers have seen an extraordinary
opportunity for success, as the GL 's rulers planets Jupiter and
Neptune are joining forces to stand behind him in the effort to
finish a long sought project.

The Department of Statistics have realease the monthly report
for January 2005, in which shows a huge increments of hits and
record breaking numbers:
January 19th was the Highest Day and Week 3 the Highest Week
of visitors to Leaderonia since the Great Leader returned.
So far the Department has counted 1154 unique visitors and
323 returning Leaderonians.
The preferred hour of the day is the 11th hour antimeridian.

The Department of Homeland Welcomization would like to
thanks all visitors and extend the invite to stay in Leaderonia
to experience the unique process of Freedomization, and
to seek justice and peace thru the words of the Great Leader.

Posted by Santino at February 2, 2005 02:41 PM
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