January 27, 2005
Last Journey
LEADERONIA- The Secretariat of the Great Leader authorized
the Registry to publish the obituary recieved by fellow citizen
A. Nakhapetian:
On the cold evening of january 24th 2005 the well
loved but often mistreated suffered the final blow
from which it would never recover. many happy moments
were shared inside its weathered doors some of which
are forever forgotten dew to intoxication level of
both passingers and drivers. it served us well though
often attracting the unwanted attention of the low
enforcment that never understood the special mission
of mitsubishi diamante 1993 station vagon.
perhaps it was the fact that it had record number of
broken windows or that several severe dents were never
fixed or the fact that for 6 years of its life in the
hands of Lev, Yura, Agassi and Swagata it was never
washed.
i ask you to wish it a peacefull last journey.
[sic]
