December 15, 2004
Who sits on the bank
LEADERONIA. The Information Secretary of the Evening Meeting
of the One Leader, The Great Leader has issued the following statement:
After review the report on the danger that comes from leaving the
Host Administration of the Land of Leaderonia, The United States, using
demagogy to sell out the social security of the people, the Great Leader
has appointed Mr. Cureforfolly to the most urgent post in the cabinet for
freedomization of the people of Leaderonia, The Fiscal Dissent Ministrelly.
Long time obedient and loyal member of the personal friend the new
Ministrel was an obvious choice for the GL, whom has walk miles of
dissent along with him.
Among the chief task of the MINOFFISCADIS, Mr. Cureforfolly will
undertake the task of completing a music video with the Secretary of
Moving Image, the Italian, on americans spending habits.
The Secretariat of the GL invites the people of Leaderonia to comment
on the appointment of Mr. Cureforfolly at the head of Fiscal Dissent.
From the Minstrelry of Fiscal Dissent
My Fellow Leaderonians!
I am deeply honored but not at all humbled by the Great Leader's choice of me for Minstrel of Fiscal Dissent (MFD). Many Hosanna's for our Great Leader's wise choice!
Now, there are some critiques who suggest that my criminal past does not qualify me for this post. However, Leaderonians may rest assured that I am confident the courts of that other country will clear me of these charges. Anyway, I never touched that sheep!
My first task as MFD will be to print money, seeing as Leaderonia is in all likelyhood, bankrupt. (How can one tell). Once the money is designed and printed, it will be given to the dissenting office where it will be burned, stapled and mutilated. So there; my office will print the money and then have it destroyed. I hope all Leaderonians will recgonize the efficiency of this policy. This will save the public the trouble of earning and spending money.
Once again, great thanks to the Great Leader and his great wisdom. I have served in the cabinets of many countries but never in one with such beautiful hinges and knobs.
Thank you,
Mr. cure4folly, Minstel of Fiscal Dissent
P.S.- Note spelling of name, puh-leaze!
Posted by: cure4folly at December 16, 2004 03:42 AM