FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS:
Our Host country has elected their new leader
for the next 4 years and it will prepare for the
swearing-in ceremony in the coming January 20th.
In a communique sent to our Office,
the local administration has designated it as a
National Special Security Event.
Five events were designated NSSEs in 2004:
the State of the Union Address,
the G8 Sea Island, Georgia, Economic Summit,
the funeral of former President Ronald Reagan,
and the Democratic and Republican national conventions.
The Secretary of State has stated that
the One Leader, The Great Leader will not be onoring
with His presence the cerimony of the local leader,
but He will send in a delegation of scientists to
study the case in the details.
The Secretary Deputy has said that the One Leader,
the Great Leader has not yet recognized the legitimacy
of the past elections resulted in the victory of the
Governor of Texas, the Selected President of 2000.
He also declared that the Host country will be renamed:
The Divided States of America, and their flag will be
returned to the one better known as the "Confederate"
on the right and the one known as "Stars Sprangled
Banner" on the left side, and in the middle a large
white flaming cross.
The Department of Information and Propaganda will
soon release a rendering of the future flag of the DSA.