From the Ministry of the Treasury :
The Department of Internal Affairs has released the Monthly Seltzer Liter Prize.
After an Investigation all through the month of May the Great Leader's seltzer Inspectors have analysed the following venues:
KEY FOOD
ASSOCIATED FOOD
C TOWN
The prize for a Liter of Seltzer was found at C TOWN at 0.249 Dollars,
following a trend of increasing output from the producers.
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From the Ministry of Freedomization of Faith :
In a rare externation about his own spiritual belief, The Great Leader, reinstated the necessity of separation between Church and the Rest of Social Activities. Church, He said to a group of living creatures, is a phisical construction made by weak believers, it is not more that an artifice.
The Great Leader went on saying that the only credible place of worship is the privacy of each individual by citing the Gospel of Thomas, the intellingent aide of the ancient Leader of Palestine, Jesus of Nazareth.
Today the Minor Leader of the USA, Our Host Land, sat next the Leader of the Roman Catholic Church, one of the largest religious sect on the planet, for 15 minutes alone without witness.
END OF COMMUNIQUE
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Posted by Santino at June 4, 2004 03:24 PM