From The Supreme Council of
The Great Leader and His Advisors in Exile:
The brutal morning news shook the heart of the Great One.
The killing of 4 year old Darwin in the Borough of Brooklyn
had to be followed by a Supreme Decree.
Here is in simple words:
WHOEVER HURTS CATS OR KILLS THEM WILL BE PUNISHED HARSHLY.
The Great Leader also went on to establish a new Rule:
ALL ADULTS AND FIT PEOPLE SHALL PROVIDE BY MANDATE COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR 96 HOURS A YEAR MINIMUM.
The Supreme Council has left an open opportunity to comment on this new Laws.
Posted by Santino at April 16, 2004 03:45 PM