March 23, 2004

The Great Leader's Health

From the Ministry of The Great Leader's Health:

Yesterday morning after visiting our Great Leader, Dr. Levin confirmed the viral nature of the throat condition, excluding then the suspect of an infection of the laryngite. Althought The Great Leader wanted to be tested anyway for any possibile deterioration of the voice box condition. Dr. Levin also authorized a blood take to test the level of The Graet Leader cholesterol.
All result will be made public at the end of the week.
The Great Leader is in good spirit and conducts his day from his bed.
The Secretariat of the Ministry invite all citizens to leave a message for the Great Leader.

Posted by Santino at March 23, 2004 01:54 PM
Comments

This illness has gone on far too long! I am beginning to suspect foul play. Perhaps you should hire someone to taste your food from now on.

Posted by: dana at March 23, 2004 03:30 PM

Comrade Rasso,
Our Dear Great Leader appreciates your message, althought He can not respond personally.
The suggestion will be considered.
The secretariariat will release photograph of The Great Leader soon.

Posted by: S.o.G.L. at March 23, 2004 03:43 PM

Oh Great Leader,

Very concerned that you have the pest. I believe it is the work of another not-so-great-leader providing food with no nutritional value. Suggest the Great Leader grow his own food for health's sake.

yours in invalidity,
onestep

Posted by: cure4folly at March 24, 2004 01:38 PM