From the Ministry of FOREIGN AFFAIRS:
From his sick bed The Great Leader has take the time to express his feeling about the changing world.
In a rare akwnoledgment of other "minor" leaders, he welcomed the outcome of the general election in the Reign of Spain. He is confident in the future president Mr. Zapatero. However the Great Leader has not yet disclosed the intention to invite Mr. Zapatero, due probably to security reason here in America. Many americans are somehow convinced tha Mr. Zapatero is a terrorist.
Also the Great Leader has expressed gratitude to the Island of Jamaica Leadership, for the hosting of the ousted President of The Island of Haiti, Mr. Aristide. The Great Leader has repeated that he is not recognizing the new government of Haiti.
Dear Great Leader,
I do hope you'll get well soon so that you may continue infusing the world with your great thoughts. Of late, your declarations seem to have been sparsely disseminated, and there haven't been any new inspirational pictures in weeks. Long live the Great Leader!
Love,
Your Loyal Subject
Dear Loyal Subject,
Thank you for the loyal message to our Great Leader.
Unfortunately for us all, the Great Leader is not feel well, and we all hope he gets better soon.
One thing I can tell you, He is working hard on a new message, to continue the freedomisation of the people of the world. Come back soon.
S o G L
Posted by: SECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at March 18, 2004 10:50 PMBut it must please the Great Leader to see how his comrades in Italy celebrate him so!
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/international/AP-War-Protests.html
Get well soon, cherished one.
Posted by: kvnjms at March 20, 2004 04:44 PMOh Great Leader,
More "minor" leader news: Guatamalan peasants have
"elected" Tony Saco as their "minor" leader. Happily he will steal their few pesos and give them to the needy oligarchs who become wealthier so that we may have cheap coffee and bananas.
Hurrah for those that subjugate the masses!
Yours in subjugation,
onestep