March 03, 2004
Greeting the Birds
From The Secretariat of Information:
The Great Leader woke up this morning to a Great View,
outside His window there were a formation of canadian geese flying north.
This remind Him of His own migration, and promptly set to write the next Great Letter to the Citizen of The Province.
from Almanac.com
Advice of the Day (17 days until Spring)
If you forget to wash the spider (frying pan), it's a sure sign of company coming.
Oh Great Leader,
Notice how the geese fly to Canada over the United States and NOT over France? I bet Old Europe smells bad even from up in the air! But Canadian geese are illegal immigrants and do not work for cheap in this country. Therefore, patriots must shoot them (a la ick Cheney).
Isn't the Almanac also known as the "Book of Terrorists?
I certainly hope The Great Leader has some underpaid "person" without basic human rights to wash his dishes for him. All great leaders do!
yours in anti-migration (except for profit)
onestep