We are experiencing a lull

Big thanks to Maud for putting me on her list of favorite entertainment sites. Hello EW readers. I'm sorry for the dearth of fresh content! I am passer des bonnes vacances, but thank you for stopping by.

As much as I find Maud's compliment incredibly thoughtful, I also think--and I'm sure many of you will agree--that it's an entirely spurious claim. But if you wanna hang out, I'll point you to some of the posts I feel are PERSONAL FUCKING TRIUMPHS.

-On visiting the gyno.

-On visiting the strip club.

-On music

-On not picking up furniture on the street

-On stealing

-On Mardi Gras

-On shooting guns

-On why I won't ever reproduce, and that is probably a good thing

-On shoes (but not in a girlblogger-y way)

-On Tom Wolfe

-On pie-making

-Oh, you'll love this one: Serial Killer or Rock Critic?

-On overpriced headgear

-On the L train (man, I'm glad I moved to Queens).

I can't think of anything more because right now I'm operating on three hours of sleep and waitaminnit I'm in FUCKING ROME RIGHT NOW and what am I doing posting here?