Liveblogging the Super Bowl!

As if. We are watching the Full-Tilt Poker.net Invitational Live Thanksgiving at Monaco, and it's fantastic. It's really plodding and uncomfortable. And they're all wearing tuxedos, something that is apparently de rigeur for this particular arena, so as the evening progresses, their bodies are sweating and rejecting the monkeysuits like they're George Best's liver. Imagine your high school AV squad wearing tuxedos. Yeah.

Except for Dave Ulliott, who is my favorite poker player. With a thuggish, winking air, and a raised eyebrow at all times, he looks like he could be a stand-in for Terrence Stamp. The man has seven children, he wears two gold knuckle rings, and his expression says he'd just as soon gouge your eye out with a grapefruit spoon as look at you.