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Hey hey hey kids! Guess what tomorrow is! Tomorrow is the day that I am required to perform my service as a citizen of the United States of America. Yes; I begin jury duty. I get to travel to Kew Gardens, Queens, which sadly looks nothing like the famed Kew Gardens of West Sussex, and is mostly known for its parkways and the Kitty Genovese murder.

Although I've made it as far as voir dire in the past, I've never sat on an actual jury. This is not because I've gone out of my way to avoid it--that would be unethical, and maybe even illegal [ED FCTCHK]. See, the thing is, I carry the taint of just about every possible misdemeanor, not to mention a couple felonies, and when you add to that my love of the whole Law and Order franchise, prosecutors shit their pants and public defenders shrivel in their Today's Man suits.

And yet the menfolk still love me like a schoolboy loves his pie.

Anyhow, posting will be intermittent. We will return to regualr programming after justice is served.