Pull down your bloomers and slide on the ice

Well well well, here we are with the eve of the Sure-to-Be-Doomed Airline Travel Which Will Commence XMas 2005: Trail of Tears Edition. For those of you sent here from Hanasiana, I'm so glad you came, and your wait time will only be...8 days. I'm sorry. It's this time of year, and the dread and cost and anxiety, that make me clam up like my clam is, um, superglued.

Much love, hope youse have excellent holidays, and look for my return sometime before New Years. Maybe there will be photos? Hm, food for thought!

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