Pith

A few points, because I'm feeling sparse:

• Mary-Kate leaves NYU. I still haven't seen her. Ever. Isn't there some sort of weight requirement? Do we need to enroll a cocker spaniel or some other sorta mid-size creature to balance out the absence?


• Terry Richardson is recognizable even from behind. And it's not like I saw his nutsack hanging out of his pants or anything.
• When a greater celebrity (say, hypothetically, Matt Damon) and a lesser celebrity (say, a supporting cast member of a Star Trek offshoot) are in the same room at the gym, the lesser celebrity will retreat, acknowledging the alpha male. He retreats into the locker room, pitifully. Observing this, I felt like Marty Stouffer, only on a treadmill.