Shit from an Old Notebook
August 28, 2005
3 Comments

You are entirely too fucking old for the following:

  • Selling your used tampons for fun and profit.* It is appealing, at first, but when you consider the legality (even after doing the math) you realize that if you're going to have a permanent record, you don't want it to be for interstate trafficking of biohazardous materials.
  • Coming home with two fucking stamps on your hand, and you weren't carded, at all, and you didn't even stick around for the star DJ whose claim to fame is starring in a number of Larry Clark films.
  • Pissing on yourself because you're finally home and you've been holding it because the line for the bathroom was entirely too long and your cellphone rings because your friend is just calling to make sure you made it home okay
  • Posting something at 1:30 on a Saturday night.
*And it is suggested to you by someone whose business acumen is stronger than your own.
Posted by Dana at 01:30 AM

Comments

i agree.

Posted by: sECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at August 28, 2005 10:59 AM

If I have a choice between a much-needed bathroom visit and answering my cell phone, the bathroom wins every time.

Posted by: Vidiot at August 28, 2005 04:51 PM

Oh maaaaan. I feel like a bad influence or something. SOOOO wonderful to see you.

Posted by: Octavia at August 29, 2005 12:12 AM