August 02, 2005
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These are your orders. Seems like it's do it or die

This is what I love about summer in NYC: We get crazies from the tropics.

As cops closed the block, the man, who was wearing a mountain-climbing-style harness anchored to the 13th floor, unleased a blizzard of flyers, witnesses said.
What did these flyers say? Let's visit his site.
AGAINST THE TOURISM! Has Miami analyzed the problem of parking and highway maintenance, which encumber free access in key tourist places and inconvenience the tourist, even to the point of making him subject to fines at times? Miami Beach is a tourist headache rather than a tourist attraction, what with the lack of proper parking and its high cost and scarce control, in sectors of rather dubious responsibility....The worst hurricane, with a high cost to the visitor, who will end up being severely punished.
Is the Manolo writing this? (NTM: Even the design is insane. Websites with blinking gifs and scrolling text= TEH CRAZY)

But my favorite quote from he article is this:

"This nut case is making me late for all of my afternoon appointments," said Raymond Bunch, 41, a salesman from South Orange, N.J., whose car was blocked by several FDNY trucks.
That's right Raymond Bunch! That vinyl siding isn't going to sell itself! You deserve that Outback Steakhouse gift certificate, goddammit, more than anyone else in the Nutley branch office! You deserve the special parking spot!

Posted by Dana at 10:40 AM

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