Get Thee Behind Me, Jesus!
The good reverend tells us the best way to overcome our own homosexuality is to imagine Jesus as a gay man. "The love and the passion that you feel for another of the same sex, try to see Jesus and try to give him that same passion and love and desire," she says. "He can handle it. He takes it, and he will rework it and give you the deepest, greatest love affair." She whispers: "Jesus is a man. What if he were a gay man and he desired you, and he wanted your body totally for himself? Whoa! What if?"Um, yeah...and what if Jesus was this, like, totally amazing hairdresser? And he, like, would come over to your house and you could talk about American Idol while he did your hairdo? And he did this, like, amazing impersonation of Barbra? What if?!? Posted by Dana at 04:58 PM
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The Politics of Time
Are you reading the four-part Salon thing about homosexual reprogramming? You've gotta read today's piece, Comments
I think this is actually a pretty old idea... like Renaissance old, back when they started making those marble Jesuses with the big packages and the tiny tiny loin cloths. You know, all those ARTISTS with their artistic passion melding with their religious passion and whatever other kinds of passion might have been swirling aside in their drawers.
Posted by: Frank at July 28, 2005 12:33 AM