July 20, 2005

In 2003, 22 out of 1,000 girls ages 15 to 17 gave birth. In 1991, the rate was 39 girls out of 1,000. Also, the rate of obesity among children increased to 16%, up from 11% in the late 1980s and early 1990s, which I (as an expert statistician) interpret to mean that today's youth are not attractive enough to get laid.

Posted by Dana at 09:41 AM