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I can't tell you how delighted I was to read about Kim's employees gettin' busted for piracy. It's not because I'm necessarily antipiracy. And it's not because I find Kim's merchandise lacking--quite the opposite. It's because everyone who works at Kim's is an enormous fucking asshole. I know, it's practically a sterotype--the snobby record/video store clerk. But at Kim's, the behavior seems to be encouraged. I actually go there only as a last resort simply because as an attractive young woman I am unaccustomed to receiving sub-par customer service.

It's hard to pinpoint which part of this article is my favorite. There's this gem:

Then, all of the 20 or so clerks, managers and other employees who were working in the three-floor store, which sells DVD's, CD's, books and production equipment, were told to line up on the ground floor.

But then there's this part:

The employees charged with counterfeiting were identified as Theo Frimpong, 39, of the Bronx; Diana Kinscherf, 19, of Queens; Donald Stahl, 26, and Charles Bettis, 29, both of Brooklyn; and Craig Willingham, 32, of Manhattan.

And I bet that she's also the only one not currently living with her mother.

Neener.