Five things I hate that everyone else likes

The taxi is arriving in ten minutes to take me to the airport so this is a bit rushed. In theory, there is an unlimited number of things I hate that everyone else likes, but I'll try and pinpoint it.

1) I'm sticking with my original choice of Desperate Housewives: I don't get it. Skinny old slags on TV. Woooo.

2) Dave Barry: Sorry.

3) Uma Thurman: Horseface.

4) The Gorillaz: ANNOYING.

5) Anything directed by Todd Solondz, Neal LaBute, and/or Harmony Korine: I want to punch all of them in the cock.

Thank you Brittney for the opportunity to vent my spleen so early on a Friday morning. I'm off to Flor-i-day: C U Next Tuesday! (Really, see you then.)