Into you like a train

Can I just say how disappointed I am not to be included in the Sex Advice from Bloggers piece in Nerve? I am a font of good blog sex advice.

Like: It's okay to sleep with a blogger whose Technorati rank is lower than yours if they have the goods to back it up. (Conversely, it's NEVER okay to sleep with an A-Lister if he has a small pecker. If he tells you all those uniques turn to dick at midnight, girls, he's lying.)

And: Sure, it's okay to kiss someone after a literal rim job--but it's EXPECTED that you kiss them (or at least give a reciprocal link) after they've figuratively tongued your ass on their blog. (But never promise to collaborate until you get to put it in his/her butt.)

And finally: It's okay to sleep with older, married bloggers if their spouse consistently fails to come out to the Magician with the rest of you. Why? Because, to paraphrase Ben Franklin, they're so grateful.