Married, Not BuriedI am fickle about My Boyfriends, but don't think for a second that I'm a fair-weather Johnny Damon fan: here is a nice gallery of his big, oily, stupid self, writ large. (I'm not going to say anything about the fact that he takes his hairstylist on his honeymoon with him.) Posted by Dana at 10:05 AM
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not sure how I became an enabler... behold J.D.'s Puma ad [flash] [via fleshbot, kill me now].
Posted by: max at April 21, 2005 06:18 PMYou really have to see it, natch, but I can't find the video online:
"In the 30-second television commercial promoting the iced lattes, Theo discovers Johnny concealing a balding head with a long-haired wig. He is shocked to learn that the centerfielder's signature locks aren't his real hair. When Johnny implores Theo not to reveal his secret to anyone, the savvy GM slyly glances at Johnny's Chocolate Dipped Iced Latte. Damon gives in to the persuasive GM and hands over his iced latte only to bump into him in the stands later in the day. After confidently saying to Epstein, "So, we're cool, right?" Theo replies, "I'm still a little thirsty. Johnny reluctantly hands Theo his second latte to ensure silence and a safely kept secret.Posted by: jpoulos at April 22, 2005 03:41 PM