In with the good hate, out with the bad hate

In my ongoing grousing about disappearing breeder coworkers, my friend and I had this conversation:

B: In my many many years of in-house work, I watched countless mothers-to-be leave with presents and a promise to return to work, and not a single
one of them ever came back. if I'd been on my toes when I quit to go freelance I would have pretended I was just taking a leave to have a baby, then I could have at least gotten some loot out of it.

Me: We've had four leave this past year alone after promising to return. Seriously, stop fucking lying to yourself, bitches.

B: That'd make a great t-shirt: Seriously, stop lying to yourself.

Me: Hmm, I like the premise, but does it sound a little too "Landmark Forum"?

B: I'll amend it to read Seriously, stop fucking lying to me.

Me: Coming soon to Cafe Press.