You are special.

Hey, haven't seen you in a while! Wow, the baby sure got big! Li'l slugger!

Yeah, so how's it going? You enjoying being a stay-at-home? Yeah, gosh...I think the last time I saw you was when the office threw you that baby shower. Wow, you got a lot of stuff! And then...what happened?

Ah. Right. You never came back to work. Even though you said you would.

I'm glad you don't feel...y'know...embarassed or anything.

Taking everyone's presents and good will and giving us sweet fuck-all in return.

And, y'know, showing up here, clearly to garner more undeserving praise for pushing out that ugly little ball of drool and DNA.

Oh, isn't he precious.