April 13, 2005
9 Comments

Light your blunts and down your beers 'cos you can never fuck with number one hit song....

So, the smokestacks at the Schwartz Chemical Plant are being dismantled as we speak. I noticed the scaffolding about a week ago, first on one chimney, then on another, and then the slowly diminishing height.

When I really want to get my Irish up I go over to the Queens West discussion board, which is essentially a message board for the residents of the two giant apartment towers in LIC.

When they're not complaining about the flowers in the lobby, bitching that the 7 train's motormen are too heavy on the brakes when they're traveling under the East River*, or bemoaning the absence of a Gap or McDonalds** in LIC, they're rubbing their hands together in delight that the McKim, Mead & White designed Schwartz Chemical Company is coming down.***

The Class War will be televised on the closed-circuit security cameras in the high-rise lobbies, motherfuckers.

*This cracks me up, considering the commute from the Vernon Blvd 7 station to Grand Central takes all of 5 minutes. Suck it up, pantywaists.

**This is not an exaggeration.

***Another funny thing: Half the participants on the board are historical revisionists who don't even believe that the plant was designed by MM&W. I'm sure their background as...stock market lackeys and marketing flacks?...makes them experts in architectural history.

Posted by Dana at 10:01 AM

Comments

Save the smokestacks!

Posted by: Maud at April 13, 2005 03:51 PM

Ultra recomended reading:
High Rise (1975) JG Ballard

really.

Posted by: SECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at April 13, 2005 09:09 PM

Oh my. the queenswest.com is pure delight :
"Wish someone would take some tools to the roof and install the HD dish already."

Posted by: SECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at April 13, 2005 09:11 PM

Fucking bastards. If they come north of 39th Avenue, we'll meet them with pitchforks and torches.

Posted by: Vidiot at April 14, 2005 12:31 PM

I dunno, to me those who fetishize the smokestacks as "authentic" reminders of the past are as annoying as those who want them torn down.

If there isn't smoke coming out of 'em, they aren't "authentic" any more. The people who want them there to add "character" to the neighborhood are just another species of gentrifier from the ones who want them gone for a better Rvr Vu.

Does having non-functional smokestacks make the neighborhood better for working people? No, they are just a precious accoutrement of post-industrial aesthetic that gives a thrill to a certain breed of newcomers.

(Having said that, I was sad/mad that they blew up the Greenpoint gas tanks. In that case, tho, there were actually proposals being floated to turn them into usable spaces of some kind.)

Also: Reading those boards, I found a little argument about whether or not fast food restaurants should come to the nabe. One vocal idiots thought that adding Dunkin Donuts and Taco Bell would be a sign of (I kid you not) "a progressive and thriving neighborhood." Another responded by saying that fast food restaurants are bad -- because "they attract a certain kind of people."

Like I said, they're all annoying.

Posted by: Max at April 14, 2005 02:41 PM

Max, I think the Schwartz Chemical Factory should be preserved because it's architecturally and historically significant, not because the smokestacks are precious. I'm a bit of an absolutist when it comes to historic preservation, but I think that it's a particularly slippery slope when this sort of thing happens on the down low because the neighborhood is not recognizably "historic" in nature. The corporation that bought this piece of property is motivated only by money, as are the assholes who live in the highrises. If we depended on people like that to "do what's right" for every community, they'd have flattened all of the West Village by now to put in a highway.

Posted by: dana at April 14, 2005 03:41 PM

New York is continuosly tear down and rebuild, there are no historic values anywhere around.
It is the most ugly collection of architecture attempts in the world. But personally I like the chemical factory and all things old industrial and busted. Did you get my movie???

Posted by: SECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at April 14, 2005 03:53 PM

Dana: I'm with you on the general shadiness of developers... I'm not looking forward to what is slated for L.I.C. (and the Greenpoint/W'burg waterfront) in the next several years.

I am generally pro-historic preservation. But the longer I live in NYC, the more I see affordable housing as the most important priority. Saving historic structures is definitely better than tearing them down; but the aesthetic/historic issues no longer gets me as personally fired up as the economic ones.

Of course these aren't usually conflicting causes. The developers (and their pals in government) are generally the bad guys in both cases.

So, saving the smokestacks is not a bad thing. It's just that L.I.C. could easily be completely gentrified with smokestacks or without.

Posted by: Max at April 14, 2005 04:42 PM

Unfortunately, no one is building affordable housing in these cases -- they want luxury condos, and lots of 'em.

If developers want to no longer be seen as a scourge (except by their fatcat pals in the gummint), then they need to take a longer view and assess what their projects truly need to accomplish for the people living therein.

Not bloody likely, though.

Posted by: Vidiot at April 14, 2005 06:03 PM