March 08, 2005
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Career Opportunities

I wonder if enough videos are realeased each month to make this a lucrative freelance gig.

I'm disinclined to reply to ads of this nature on CL because the folks who post them are at best flakes and at worst purulent, malfeasant micropenis'd losers.
I emailed this guy, for example, whose ad proclaimed that he'd pay me to appear in wrestling fetish videos. Why not? I rationalized that it would be easier than a lot of the other things people have paid me to do, and besides, he said I didn't have to be naked. But as soon as I told him that I wouldn't work on a closed set and that I wouldn't appear topless, he stopped emailing me back.

Out of curiosity I googled his email address--he'd been vague about what his last name was, what sort of credentials he had, or where he was located--and discovered that in addition to filming fetish videos in his garage in Westchester he's a family portrait photographer "specializing in Bat and Bar Mitvahs!"

The other things I've done for money are things that you'll have to pay me to tell you about.

Posted by Dana at 10:51 AM

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how much?

*JINGLES POCKET CHANGE*

Posted by: fishfucker at March 8, 2005 06:51 PM

Micropenis'd is my new favorite word.
It's the apostrophe that makes it.

Posted by: Jessica at March 10, 2005 06:45 PM