I seriously think that the sane and informed among us need to print up flyers with the information about Gannon and plaster then all over every fucking mall in America to get some attention. The good news? I hear that the National Enquirer is working on the story. Every supermarket checkout, baby (but I bet those assholes at Walmart pull that issue off their shelves....just watch).

This is just another item in a long list of Republican "goofballs playing at Machiavellians." Personally, I had lauded the resurgence of the Republicans, on the idea that, since they're all cheats and crooks, it's better to have grown-up cheats and crooks than stunted adolescent cheats and crooks. But the Republicans continue to not only get busted, but to get busted with idiocy aforethought.

It's as if my fraternity had been put in charge of the NSA. It makes me pine for the days of Nixon, for chrissakes, when at least the crookery wasn't so juvenile. I mean, seriously: gay prostitute fake news guy? It's like a Bruce Vilanch screenplay.

This is just another item in a long list of Republican "goofballs playing at Machiavellians." Personally, I had lauded the resurgence of the Republicans, on the idea that, since they're all cheats and crooks, it's better to have grown-up cheats and crooks than stunted adolescent cheats and crooks. But the Republicans continue to not only get busted, but to get busted with idiocy aforethought.

It's as if my fraternity had been put in charge of the NSA. It makes me pine for the days of Nixon, for chrissakes, when at least the crookery wasn't so juvenile. I mean, seriously: gay prostitute fake news guy? It's like a Bruce Vilanch screenplay.

Two times!