Waitstaff look "sharp" in their "brown uniforms" and "send you off" at the "end of the Kristallnacht" with a "cordial" "Auslander Raus!"*

I hate to laugh at the generally well-meaning Southern Poverty Law Center, but is this an article disclosing the Washington Times' secret crypto-Nazi connections or a Zagat's review?

White men should "run, not walk" to wed "racially conscious" white women and avoid being out-bred by non-whites. Latinos are "rising to take this country away from those who made it," the "Euroamericans." Muslims are "human hyenas" who "smell blood" and are "closing in" on their "weakened prey," meaning "the white race." Blacks, Coombs sneers, are "saintly victims who can do no wrong." Black solidarity and non-white immigration are imposing "racial revolution and decomposition" in America.

Really, I could keep going. (No, I'm not proud.)

*AKA humor at its lowest form.