I've got to boogie-woogie like a knife in the back

I'm not going to do the Bush Blackout today for a number of reasons. First of all, I think that my small but faithful readership (all of whom could fit comfortably into a standard hatchback) would be disappointed and, in one case, devastated that he can't type harassing phrases into my search engine. Second of all, The Great Leader has an important message. Third of all, I'd like to take the time to encourage you all to say "I've got to boogie-woogie like a knife in the back" to anyone and everyone all day today, in a Situationist/dada sort of way, and also as a commemoration of the great Frankie Ford, who isn't dead or anything, though his website ain't feeling so good. Oh, and fourth, I'm scared of fucking with my index template because when it comes to all things computery I am a pointy-headed cretin.