Ain't That Some Shit.

Oh frabjous joy:

In his testimony, Giambi described how he had used syringes to inject human growth hormone into his stomach and testosterone into his buttocks. Giambi also said he had taken "undetectable" steroids known as "the clear" and "the cream" -- one a liquid administered by placing a few drops under the tongue, the other a testosterone-based balm rubbed onto the body.

My schadenfreude runnethed over this morning in the shower when I heard there might be a connection between his drug use and the benign tumor on his pituitary gland. "Whoo-hoo!" I crowed. "I hope his testicles shrivel up and drop the fuck off."

"Christ," N said. "A brain tumor isn't enough for you?"

"Oh c'mon. It was benign."