L'enfer, c'est les autres, mais le plupart du temps, c'est moi.

Dramatis personae: Me and my friend E
E: What's up? Wanna tie one on tonite?
Me: Can't. I got some freelance.
E: What about tomorrow?
Me: Sure. [Looks at calendar.] Shit, it's World AIDS Day.
E: Hm.
Me: I suppose we could respectfully observe that in a bar.