Please continue to hold

I've returned to work after my three-week vacation and am dealing with moving into a new office and using a new operating system. I'm hating OS X. Everything's so swooshy. And my new office, while bearing the advantages of not having to share it with anyone else, is drab and ugly and not a little bit scary. I need to exorcise the demons of its former inhabitant and also I have to get rid of a frightening, possessed armchair. Seriously, this armchair is like....having Gary Gilmore in my office. Someone is supposed to come get it tomorrow and then I will need to burn sage and sacrifice a goat.

Also I need some framed artwork.

Wish me luck!