Mi Vida Chocha
October 18, 2004
8 Comments

Put me in, coach, I'm ready to have wild monkey sex with this centerfielder

I may be the only person in the universe who thinks about sex while watching baseball--it keeps me distracted--but goddamned if the Red Sox Johnny Damon isn't a sexy melange of XYY chromosome and simian good looks.

Clean cut, he's dashing. All scruffy-like, he's got a certain rake-cum-hobo charm.

And did you know that he's the only player in history to hit a single, double, and triple in one inning? [Fill in obvious sexual metaphor here.]

Go Red Sox!

Posted by Dana at 04:43 PM

Comments

He's no Willie McGee

Posted by: N at October 18, 2004 05:33 PM

I just realized virtually no one who reads this blog will get that, so here, meet Willie McGee:

http://www.amazingco.com/amazingco.com/cards/images/willie.jpg

God Bless You Willie McGee!

Posted by: N at October 18, 2004 05:36 PM

rake cum hobo...

wasn't that a scratch acid song?

Posted by: patrick at October 18, 2004 09:50 PM

in these parts ok my house) we call him "Unfrozen Caveman Centerfielder" or alternatively, Jesus

Posted by: tj at October 18, 2004 11:54 PM

I'd hit it.

Posted by: tizzie at October 19, 2004 08:56 AM

death to carlos beltran. that is all.

Posted by: reeves at October 19, 2004 10:16 AM

me and Jen think he is in a funk. he kinda suck lat night...
GO SOX everyone....

Posted by: SECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at October 19, 2004 10:59 AM

I find the proximity of the words 'cum' and 'hobo' somewhat distressing.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken at October 19, 2004 08:16 PM