I am a rich man, and I have good pants onToday on the train I was squished up against a guy wearing a mass-market men's suit. He was purposely rubbing his arm against my boob. I was staring into his ear canal looking at the strange outcropping of black hairs therein. Ordinarily I would be annoyed by getting rubbed on, but as I looked at this man and his cheap-ass suit I felt a tremendous sense of pity. Because why the hell would you work at a job that requires you to wear a suit everyday but doesn't pay well enough for you to buy something made of merino wool at the very least? It could be argued that this man might have other interests that he likes to spend his money on. If this is the case--if you are, in fact, only phoning your work wardrobe in--then don't dress like you're *trying* to pass for someone who gives a shit. It's so Willy Loman. Posted by Dana at 11:02 AM
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It could be that he simply doesn't know any better, and that likelihood increases in light of his penchant for train-based boob-rubbing. Most men know amazingly little about clothes quality and classical style. And surprisingly enough, many women don't know as well, so the normal resource system ("do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman who knows what she's doing?") isn't there, either. Fact is, most men find a mode of dress that they are comfortable with and feel like they look good in, and they stick with it, regardless of snickers. Likely your subway suitor (heh) has acquired a job that requires he wear a "suit," and devoid of any knowledge concerning what makes a good suit, he has dutifully gone to his local JCPenney and picked out something the met the basic requirements. It is, after all, how cheapass men's departments in big, ugly deaprtment stores stay in business. In any event, unless someone teaches him the joys of decent attire, he will likely continue to buy cheap crap, look bad, and be forced to snarfle up cheap thrills on the ride to work.
Posted by: Fes at October 13, 2004 12:07 PMWhy wear a dry-clean suit if you're always getting those funky spots on the trousers?
altogether now: ewwwwwwww.....
Posted by: tizzie at October 13, 2004 05:11 PMThree or four buttons, gents.
Don't be some kind of fucking Sunday redneck.
Posted by: fishfucker at October 13, 2004 11:59 PM