The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts
September 15, 2004
7 Comments

After the show is the afterparty

Last night I tried to take my out-of-town guest to Freeman's. I figured it wouldn't be crowded on a Tuesday night. Wrong! The maitre d', who looked a bit like Jesus if he'd roadied for Lynyrd Skynyrd, told us he could seat us tomorrow. A ha ha ha ha ha.

So instead we went to El Sombrero. It's been renovated to look like a suburban Greek diner. Grain-alcohol margaritas don't taste nearly as good in a faux-finished setting.

Posted by Dana at 11:35 AM

Comments

They taste best in a go-cup, sipped on the street, as you're trying to dodge those pesky parking meters.

Posted by: Vidiot at September 15, 2004 03:01 PM

and that's why the good Lord invented tecate.

Posted by: red clay at September 15, 2004 03:51 PM

Isn't El Sombrero also a ZZ Top album?

Posted by: Fes at September 15, 2004 04:31 PM

I thought we were dabbling in R. Kelly allusions here!

Posted by: j-go at September 15, 2004 05:54 PM

But did the good Lord invent Tecate while roadie-ing for Lynyrd Skynyrd? Because it raises all sorts of questions about the dual nature of the letter y. Can it exist as vowel and consonant at once? And could He make a beer so rich and full bodied that he himself couldn't funnel it?

Posted by: condour at September 15, 2004 10:57 PM

Huh? The Hat remodeled? Something's wrong in the Lower East Side.

Posted by: John Rambow at September 16, 2004 10:34 AM

God created beer because he loves us.
lynyrd skynyrd is just icing on the cake of lyfe.
God imparts these, His graces, on the worthy and the unworthy alike. y? because he loves us.

Posted by: red clay at September 17, 2004 02:02 PM