I Love Dick, or, Fashions of the Times: First Glance

OK, I just shat something that looked like a seahorse. Herewith, a few observations on the Fashion section of the Times.

Oh, yay! My creepers are *finally* back in style. (Kevin, you always said your day would come.)

Also, I like to imagine that the models in this spread are being chased by armed rebels. As a matter of fact, I like to pretend that I'm actually leading the insurgent army in their attack.