Common People

As usual, Maud is being a bit too hard on herself with regard to her apparent public drunkenness. I mean, she wasn't the only one pounding the bar while singing "15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest." She was the only one who brought a carved maple staff with which to do the pounding. Well, the bottom part was maple; the top was a small child's skull. But I digress.

So the bathroom on the right has a bidet! I'd never seen one up close and personal. Because I'd always thought in the back of my mind that using a bidet would be fun, I of course did a bit of experimentation. Thank god my pants were black and the bar was dark. N and I argued over whether its chief purpose was to clean your asshole or your chocha. I think it's good for both. But one thing it is most specifically NOT designed for is drinking from. And I learned that the hard way.