August 02, 2004
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Art School Sluts

I ::heart:: Eon McKai. And not just because I was once an art school slut myself.

What else are you supposed to do in a town full of bars and devoid of bookstores?

"Hey, mind if I stop by after class and pick up that Spray Fix?" Wink.

Admittedly some of this was born from necessity: I lived in a house that had no heat, and it was cold, so cold during wintertime. The problem is that art school boys are so sensiteeev. I'd find myself running into them another time at the bar, and they'd take me aside and tell me, plaintively, "I thought we had something special."

It was like This Is Your Life. Sans golden curtains.

Posted by Dana at 08:29 PM

Comments

thanks so much for the love

Posted by: Eon McKai at August 2, 2004 08:34 PM

Y'know, I went (however briefly) to a college full of theatre majors, which I guess qualifies as an art school. How come shit like this never happened to me?

Posted by: jonmc at August 2, 2004 10:23 PM

Funny, in music school it's all about borrowing your crush's slide oil.

Posted by: fairest at August 3, 2004 09:00 AM

fucking english majors do it in the epistolary position!

Posted by: reeves at August 3, 2004 09:24 AM

Dangling Participle. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: N at August 3, 2004 10:10 AM

surprisingly redundant for an english major, reeves.

Posted by: ;0 at August 3, 2004 10:13 AM

i was being barthian, yo. ahem...

Posted by: reeves at August 3, 2004 11:11 AM