July 29, 2004

That's Why We Only Work When We Need the Money

Fack, d00d, I've been on "vacation" for two days now and I haven't done anything. This is my day:


  • Get up only when the cat's imploring, hungry yowls become unbearable

  • Make coffee in dirty coffee pot, pour coffee into dirty coffee mug

  • Worry about the bacterial infections one can get from said coffee mug

  • Stare at computer for 6 hours, naked

  • Eat dry cereal from box, with cat

  • When N arrives, pretend that's *not* what I spent my day doing

Then at night, starved for human attention, I go out and talk to everyone like I've just gotten back from the Landmark Forum.

Oh, also, I went to see Shy Child the other night. Can I just say? they're really fucking good. Don't let the guit-keyboard (keyboarditar?) turn you off. Apparently I've seen them before but I don't remember, because (wait for it...) I was drunk.

Last night, after How to Kick People (plug, plug), we went to Union Pool. All was fine and dandy until the rain came down. Hipsters went running in all directions, as though a little extra water was gonna ruin their PBRs, make their little t-shirts get even tinier.

See?

Posted by Dana at July 29, 2004 01:03 PM
Comments

Don't let the guit-keyboard (keyboarditar?) turn you off.

Keytar.

Favored by luminaries like Miami Vice maestro and erstwhile Neal Schon muse Jan Hammer.

Posted by: jon "pedant" mc at July 29, 2004 01:44 PM

You shoulda saved up those vacation days to show me around the big city. Or we coulda sat around naked together and stared at your computer. With your cat.

Posted by: tizzie at July 29, 2004 02:29 PM

Don't get me excited, tizzie.

Posted by: Vidiot at July 29, 2004 04:39 PM

The humbled hipsters huddled hurridly ...horrified! Now who's bored?

Posted by: Nick A at July 29, 2004 05:08 PM

Oh, Vidiot - you know Miss Dana and I are all about the hot girl-on-girl action. Do you think I'd fly the whole way up there just for bowling?!?

Well, probably I would. But that's beside the point.

Posted by: tizzie at July 29, 2004 09:37 PM

*drools*

Okay, if there are napkin shoutouts, I'll volunteer to take the pictures this time.

Posted by: Vidiot at July 30, 2004 02:03 AM