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I Bought Myself a Codpiece, I Bought it C.O.D.

That Fashionable Bulge: A Brief History of the Codpiece:

Arising in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries as a result of the dilemma concerning how to cover a man's fruit basket when doublets (jackets) become shorter, the codpiece eventually became an elaborate, yet functional, part of men's clothing.