This Blows My Got-Damn Mind"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, the chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center, said recently, in his office in San Antonio. It is true: personnel in all four branches of the military and members of their immediate families can get face-lifts, nose jobs, breast enlargements, liposuction, or any other kind of elective cosmetic alteration, at taxpayer expense. Posted by Dana at 12:25 PM
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Yeah, but how soon after surgery are the patients expected to run off to war? You don't want your new nose faling into hot sand, is all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: TLL at July 28, 2004 11:22 AM