The Roar of the Masses Could Be FartsMaybe I'm just experiencing a little brain kink this afternoon, but, um, what does lettuce smell like? I don't recall ever noticing a scent.
Posted by: bmarkey at July 14, 2004 07:04 PMsweet , it smells sweet and wet.
Posted by: SECRETARIAT OF THE GREAT LEADER at July 14, 2004 10:23 PM"Bacon = Freedom" is my new motto!
Posted by: Fes at July 15, 2004 09:03 AMyeah, lettuce has no smell, but mayonnaise sure does and no BLT would be complete without it. mmmmm, mayonnaise scented candles...
Posted by: reeves at July 15, 2004 09:34 AMThat's just beautiful, man.
(My favorite Chicago bar, the Prodigal Son, has "free bacon night" every Wednesday.)
Posted by: Vidiot at July 15, 2004 12:12 PMWhat Reeves said.
--You know, I see a whole new wave of merchandising coming. Soon every Wal-Mart in American will be selling Barbecue Pork Scented Candles...
No, wait, it'll be a co-branding venture with McDonalds', and they'll be McRib[tm] Scented Candles.
Posted by: Maximus at July 15, 2004 02:38 PMye gods--mayo-scented candles?!
My own personal hell will be covered in'em....