The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts
July 12, 2004
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Ya think?

I love deadpan heds.

Odor May Be Clue to Missing Airport Fish:

A strong odor led airline officials to what they believe is the 40 pounds of halibut a traveler reported missing from his checked bags two weeks ago.

Brenee Davis, a general manager for Continental Airlines in Anchorage, said the company's baggage handlers discovered "a ton of rotting fish" under a luggage conveyor belt recently at Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport.


Posted by Dana at 11:39 AM

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He also passed along the name of another passenger who flew round trip to Anchorage from Seattle on Continental around the same time he did. That woman, Marian Maxwell, said about 20 pounds of halibut, a box of .38-caliber bullets and some fishing tackle vanished from her checked bags.

Cheney's gotta be involved in this somehow.

Also: it took TWO WEEKS?? I realized it's Alaska, but it's still summer.

Posted by: Fes at July 12, 2004 02:35 PM

forty pounds is a ton now?

jesus, i feel fat.

Posted by: fishfucker at July 12, 2004 03:29 PM

So, ff, is this how you handle a failed love affair?

Posted by: Vidiot at July 12, 2004 05:38 PM