Watch Out! Baby Who's That?

Over at ;0, management has sent out another memo:

management is aware that some employees have fed the "monkeys" on their "backs" under the radar by drinking their "liquid life" out of thermoses, while others have flaunted our new guidelines indiscriminantly, despite the knowledge that they exist for their own benefit.
so we have divised a modified step-by-step plan, under the name of "step-off(ee) coffee".