Porn is the devil's way of showing lovelorn losers, like yourself, what you're really missing out on!
Enjoy!

i have a friend that has a projector.

I haven't seen 'em - send 'em to me! *PornSwap2004*

Porn warning: don't ever watch german porn. german dirty talk is seriously creepy. i learned this in zurich, where they have porn video vending machines in the hallways of the hotel golden schwerz (translates as hotel golden sword), which is a gay hotel, complete with air-brushed portraits of hairless boys everywhere, but where they're also really nice to the solo hetero traveler who just really wants to take a shower and get some sleep in the only hotel nearby with a room, regardless of its typical clientele, but who might, solely for the sake of curiosity, rent the one available porn (regrettably, in german) which actually includes hetero action (regrettably, in german).

whatever, but "fick mein ahss! fick mein ahss!" did not strike me as particularly sexy.

Porn should circulate like books, never be thrown out, even if it's terrible, because you never know what little treasure might pop up in the most unlikely place... such as a cameo by a popular recording artist (ask me if you're curious).

Also, about German porn, the dirty talk is so weird I would definitely think twice before actually fooling around with a German. Call me racist, but I think it's better than falling off the bed from laughter. -F

i love a girl with an accent.
spanish, russian, even some yankee ones.
but german throws me.
she could be reading shakespeare, but
it always sounds like an interrogation.

Germanophobics! You are insulting the Language of Science and Intellect, Avantgarde and Experiment, Romanticism and Infinite Humanity, Philosophy and yes, Communism.

English on the other hand...