Presumably Tiffany and Co. do not stock anything along the lines of "My Erstwhile Career Back"

It sends little bits of glee to my secret spot when I read total (rich) strangers wedding registries. Take, for example, Mira Sorvino's, over at Tiffany and Co. An $1100 candlestick? I don't think so, hon. Also, a $250 gravy boat? Judging by your husband's photo, I don't think you'll be needing anything other than a sterling silver pizza cutter.